The World of Suzie Wong

You can buy Viagra over the counter in Bangkok. I get mine from a little pharmacy in Patpong for 450 baht per tab. He sells them singly and will cut them in half for you as as well. Now you’re thinking, “what does a handsome, virile, studly fellow such as myself need Viagra for?” Well I’m glad you asked.

On Sukhumvit Soi 12 there is a massage parlour called Darling, it’s just a few doors down from a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms. Yes really, I’m not making this up. At Darling normal service, which includes a hot soapy bath, a pretty good massage by a naked girl and a fuck costs 2,500 baht for 90 minutes.

But in Bangkok normal is just too weird to be considered. Instead a two girl sandwich can be enjoyed at the discounted price of 4,000 baht, and a triple trio can be negotiated at an even more attractive discount.

Time is limited however, and if you are going to make sure all of your fuck-ees get an adequate seeing to that little blue diamond really does help to minimize the downtime and maximise the pleasure ratio.

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Jenilyn is about to take a shower and she would like you to join her. She’ll wash you too.

She’ll start a with your hair. Now this is fun because she is not very tall so you will have to bend forward until your face is almost touching her smooth, soapy little tits. After that she’ll turn you around and wash your back and give you a little scrub with that scrubby thing.

Then she will turn you around again and wash your front. She will pay a great deal of attention to your dick. Not least because she will be impressed with how big and hard it is. She’ll run her soapy fingers around the end and press her boobs against it slowly massaging you.

After a while she will rinse you off until you are squeaky clean and soap free then she will take your cock in her mouth and run her tongue around the end as she did with her fingers before. She will suck you deep into her mouth and then withdraw and suck you in again and again. Eventually you will burst sending hot cum into the back of her throat. She will hold you, drinking in every last drop.

The she will rinse you down again and dry you before leading you softly to the bed.

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Maii Miwa

Ae and Yoko

Cha Cha

Everybody loves to Cha Cha goes the old song, but I’d be just as happy to do bench presses. Preferably nude and sandwiched between Ae and Yoko. Sex is good for you health, it burns off calories, keeps you fit and makes you you a happier person generally. The more sex the better. And the more people you can have sex with the better in my book.

I can fit myself and three others on my bed but I’m thinking of yanking the bed and all the furniture out and having a fitted mattress on the floor and turning it into a human gymnasium. Ae and Yoko will be there.

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There’s no two ways about it, Miki is a scrubber. She laughs in the face of respectability and is happy to drop her knickers for anyone who fancies a quick fuck.

But a quickie with Miki isn’t always as quick as you think it’s going to be. She enjoys it too much. First she’ll take you in her mouth, her tongue knows exactly how you like it. Maybe you’ll come in her mouth but it’s alright, she’ll just wait until you’re ready again.

But make no mistake, she wants you inside her. As deep as you can get. And when you reach the top she’s going to explode. You will too.

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Fumi

Kitana

“Seventy dollah la”, she said.

“Seventy dollars and you love me long time?”, I queried.

“No la, seventy dollah I fuck you and go home. You want all night pay more money la.” The Singaporeans can be so business like at times. Except she wasn’t Singaporean. I’m not sure where she was from, she wouldn’t say. She wasn’t into idle banter of any kind really, she just wanted to know if the deal had been struck. I nodded the affirmative.

Most people think Singapore is an uptight and no fun kind of place. In some ways it is, even chewing gum is illegal, but It’s the only place I know where you can hop into a taxi and say something like “Take me to the Four Floors of Whores please, driver”. And he’ll take you there without batting an eyelid.

We’d just left and come back to my hotel. She stripped off and stepped into the shower, her body was small and firm. She beckoned me to join her. Our soapy bodies slithered together as we washed each other. “Mongolia?”, I guessed. I thought I caught a glimmer of a smile but she squeezed my dick and put a soapy hand over my mouth. Then she dropped to her knees and put my dick in her mouth.

She had a mouthfull of hot water and I thought I was going to come right away but she wouldn’t let me. We dried and continued on the bed, wriggling beneath me, bending in front of me and straddling me. Several times she brought me almost to climax but she made me wait each time untill finally I could hold it no longer and I just exploded. I believe she did too.

We held each other tight and dozed off for half an hour. Then we had another quickie and she was ready to leave. “See, I give you good service la, but I go now.” It was about the first thing she said since we’d left the four floors.

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