To some that part of Lockhart Road was just a trench filled with girlie bars. Where Filipinas danced around poles and were quite willing to leave with a customer provided he compensate the bar. A fee that was considerably more than a flight to the Philippines.

And then there were a couple of seriously expensive clubs where the cost of a round of drinks could have got you to the Philippines.

There was a couple of pubs and a few discos. It was a pale shadow of what was available in places like Bangkok and Manila. But it was, and still is, steeped in history and tradition

Arsenal Street, at the very end of the strip is a clue. Admiralty, the district next to Wanchai, is an even bigger clue. At the height of Empire this is where the British Navy was berthed. And what is the first thing an able seaman wants when he hits land after a long voyage? That’s right, a glass of beer and a fuck!

Even now the Navies of friendly countries still disembark at Fenwick Pier for a spot of R&R when they are passing.

But were the fears well founded? How has it changed under Chinese rule?

Well I think it’s fair to say that Richard Mason, the author of The world of Suzie Wong certainly wouldn’t recognise it. Indeed some people that frequented the area as little as ten years ago would notice considerable change, and I’m happy to say that it is mostly for the better.

The pole dancing bars are still there and they are still expensive but there’s a number of new bars such as The Bridge and the re-invented Old China Hand that cheerfully turn a blind eye to professional ladies working the bar. After all they attract the guys.

Neptune Disco is still going strong but Crossroads, The Makati and Pussycat have been replaced by The New Makati, and Fenwicks ‘The Dock’. In Fenwicks you can often find girls from South America as well as south east Asia.

If you prefer not to go into smokey, beery clubs and pubs it’s really quite easy just to pick someone up on the street.

There are, of course, other pubs that have large screen TVs for those that want to watch the big match and venues to fulfill our other needs. Big Ernie’s Diner do good burgers, twenty-four hour breakfasts are at The Flying Pan, Ebaneezers for kebabs and The Curry Pot is self explanatory.

Here is a brief rundown of the key haunts. There are, of course, plenty more:

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1. Beverly Hotel - rooms by the hour
2. Big Ernie’s Diner - burgers etc
3. Bridge, The - beer and wimmin
4. Bulldog’s - beer and TV
5. Carnegies - beer and wimmin
6. Curry Pot One - beer and wimmin
7. Delaneys - beer and TV
8. Ebaneezers - kebabs
9. Fenwicks - beer and wimmin
10. Flying Pan - 24 hour breakfasts
11. Joe Bananas - beer and wimmin
12. Ming Court Hotel - rooms by the hour
13. Neptune - beer and wimmin
14. New Makati - beer and wimmin
15. Old China Hand - beer and wimmin
16. Swindlers - beer
17. Typhoon - beer
18. Villa Victoria - rooms by the hour

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It dawned on me late on Friday night while I was sucking back a beer in a place called Fenwicks in Hong Kong.

There is a lot of neon in Hong Kong but one of the first you see is the sign that says “Welcome to Hong Kong: Asia’s World City”. So you think to yourself; “Well what the fuck is that supposed to mean?” But within a few seconds you’ve dismissed it as just advertising twaddle and moved on.

I came to Hong Kong for the annual Rugby Sevens. Yes it is a sporting event but it is more than just a sporting event it’s a stadium party. But more on that later.

I was standing in this place called Fenwicks, a large and noisy disco that was packed to the rafters. In front of me was a dark-eyed girl, I could see her mouth was moving but I couldn’t hear a word because of the loud music. Not that it mattered, I already knew what she wanted.

I looked around. There were hookers from Thailand and the Philippines and probably the rest of southeast Asia too. Down the side of the bar there were a bunch from Latin America and, elsewhere in Hong Kong (and if you have the cash) you can get high class hookers from Russia, eastern Europe and Japan.

In the trendy Lan Kwai Fong district expats from all over the English speaking world are getting into party mood for the Sevens so there is always the possibility of a freebie.

I looked down at the girl in front of me. She didn’t come up much higher than my belly button but she was well proportioned. I smiled and shook my head. Another night and I wouldn’t have hesitated but not long before I had been with a girl from mainland China. One of the many that come into Hong Kong on tourist visas to hook for a month.

And that’s the thing about Hong Kong. You can shag your way around the world without having to leave the city. Drink local, fuck global!

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Handed back to China after 150 years of British colonial rule it is a place where cultures collide in spectacular fashion. It is feisty, funky, it knows how to party.

With the annual Rugby Sevens rivalling the Mardi Gras for audacity, Hong Kong is perfectly positioned to become the New Orleans of China.

It is also home to some extremely hot women.

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For those that don’t know Patpong is the famous strip of bars that gave Bangkok its reputation. It is actually two private roads that are owned by a Chinese immigrant who bought the land in 1946.

Although there were bars there back in the mid-1960s the area really began to take off in the late seventies and eighties when both roads were packed with bars. Food carts lined the middle of Patpong 1 and there was a Muay Thai boxing bar at one end.

These days the food carts have been replaced by a night market and a lot of the bars on patpong 1 have been replaced by restaurants. The smaller Patpong 2 still retains much of it’s original character though many of the older mama sans say that business ids not as good as it was before.

It is still a great place to visit and I go back often though navigating to the Safari Bar on Patpong 1 after a few beers takes considerable skill.

Never the less I shall be looking for some of these girls next time I am there.

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Aren’t they just gorgeous. I love watching schoolgirls doing their homework, I love watching them concentrate. It makes me want disturb them.

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None of this bothered me, I had a nice cold beer after a long hot afternoon and of the two girls that were dancing one was really quite delicious. I was already thinking I should come back later.

I was the only customer sitting at the bar and she couldn’t pretend for long that she hadn’t noticed me. Instead she turned towards me and looked me straight in the eye. I returned the look and then let my eyes wander down to her shoulders, her small firm breasts and tiny waist. I studied her hips and then drank in every detail of her long, slender legs.

When I looked back to her face she flicked her long hair, turned away and continued dancing. Ignoring me. She danced for a few more minutes then she left the stage and was gone. Replaced by another dancer.

I watched the new dancer for a while, finished my beer and made up my mind to go back after dinner. I was just about to get up to leave when I felt a firm body press against my back and two slender arms wrap themselves around my waist.

“Bai nai,” they whispered “where you go?”

“Er, nowhere.” I replied “Did you have dinner yet?”

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Lielani

NiYa Yu

Make

I love girls who wear glasses, don’t you? Yeah OK, I love girls who don’t wear glasses as well but hey, work with me here a little. Glasses, hats, tiny little plaid skirts that hardly cover anything… They are all elements of ornamentation designed to draw you attention.

Of course stockings and suspenders are a timeless classic of erotic decoration. They have as big an effect on me now as they did when they first caused my Y-fronts to bulge oh so many years ago.

None of our girls today wears stockings. Niya Yu has glasses and a little plaid skirt but the other two wear nothing but smiles. Very pretty smiles they are too. I suggest you give the thumbnails a jolly good clicking!

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Nancy is one of the hottest Asian babes on the internet right now but I don’t think you need me to tell you why. Just click on the picture for a free gallery and you’ll see for yourself.

Since I’m on a roll I’ll point you at the article I wrote not long ago telling just why I like the LBFM site. You can find it by clicking here.

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A trio of Thai Cuties to entertain you today. On the left we have boobalicious Mo Chada proving to be somewhat more than a handful.

I’d wondered if MJ was an abbreviation for ‘massive jubblies’ but while she has enough to play with I feel the epithet doesn’t really fit. She does have wonderful come to bed eyes

Fanta has gorgeous chocolate brown nipples that make you want to put them straight into you mouth.

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On Sukhumvit Soi 12 there is a massage parlour called Darling, it’s just a few doors down from a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms. Yes really, I’m not making this up. At Darling normal service, which includes a hot soapy bath, a pretty good massage by a naked girl and a fuck costs 2,500 baht for 90 minutes.

But in Bangkok normal is just too weird to be considered. Instead a two girl sandwich can be enjoyed at the discounted price of 4,000 baht, and a triple trio can be negotiated at an even more attractive discount.

Time is limited however, and if you are going to make sure all of your fuck-ees get an adequate seeing to that little blue diamond really does help to minimize the downtime and maximise the pleasure ratio.

To find out more about the pleasure ratio click here.

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She’ll start a with your hair. Now this is fun because she is not very tall so you will have to bend forward until your face is almost touching her smooth, soapy little tits. After that she’ll turn you around and wash your back and give you a little scrub with that scrubby thing.

Then she will turn you around again and wash your front. She will pay a great deal of attention to your dick. Not least because she will be impressed with how big and hard it is. She’ll run her soapy fingers around the end and press her boobs against it slowly massaging you.

After a while she will rinse you off until you are squeaky clean and soap free then she will take your cock in her mouth and run her tongue around the end as she did with her fingers before. She will suck you deep into her mouth and then withdraw and suck you in again and again. Eventually you will burst sending hot cum into the back of her throat. She will hold you, drinking in every last drop.

The she will rinse you down again and dry you before leading you softly to the bed.

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Maii Miwa

Ae and Yoko

Cha Cha

Everybody loves to Cha Cha goes the old song, but I’d be just as happy to do bench presses. Preferably nude and sandwiched between Ae and Yoko. Sex is good for you health, it burns off calories, keeps you fit and makes you you a happier person generally. The more sex the better. And the more people you can have sex with the better in my book.

I can fit myself and three others on my bed but I’m thinking of yanking the bed and all the furniture out and having a fitted mattress on the floor and turning it into a human gymnasium. Ae and Yoko will be there.

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But a quickie with Miki isn’t always as quick as you think it’s going to be. She enjoys it too much. First she’ll take you in her mouth, her tongue knows exactly how you like it. Maybe you’ll come in her mouth but it’s alright, she’ll just wait until you’re ready again.

But make no mistake, she wants you inside her. As deep as you can get. And when you reach the top she’s going to explode. You will too.

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“Seventy dollah la”, she said.

“Seventy dollars and you love me long time?”, I queried.

“No la, seventy dollah I fuck you and go home. You want all night pay more money la.” The Singaporeans can be so business like at times. Except she wasn’t Singaporean. I’m not sure where she was from, she wouldn’t say. She wasn’t into idle banter of any kind really, she just wanted to know if the deal had been struck. I nodded the affirmative.

Most people think Singapore is an uptight and no fun kind of place. In some ways it is, even chewing gum is illegal, but It’s the only place I know where you can hop into a taxi and say something like “Take me to the Four Floors of Whores please, driver”. And he’ll take you there without batting an eyelid.

We’d just left and come back to my hotel. She stripped off and stepped into the shower, her body was small and firm. She beckoned me to join her. Our soapy bodies slithered together as we washed each other. “Mongolia?”, I guessed. I thought I caught a glimmer of a smile but she squeezed my dick and put a soapy hand over my mouth. Then she dropped to her knees and put my dick in her mouth.

She had a mouthfull of hot water and I thought I was going to come right away but she wouldn’t let me. We dried and continued on the bed, wriggling beneath me, bending in front of me and straddling me. Several times she brought me almost to climax but she made me wait each time untill finally I could hold it no longer and I just exploded. I believe she did too.

We held each other tight and dozed off for half an hour. Then we had another quickie and she was ready to leave. “See, I give you good service la, but I go now.” It was about the first thing she said since we’d left the four floors.

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Of course sitting in the Safari isn’t so much like bagging wild game in the bush, it’s more like shooting ducks in a tub. But who really cares about such niceties when you have a cold beer in one hand and a hot babe, who just happens to be trying to shove her tits in your ear while grabbing you cock, in the other.

I was in the Safari the other night. High season in Bangkok seems to be considerably lower this year and there just weren’t enough customers to go round. Oh goody!

The girl was actually behind pressing her tits into my back, I had my left elbow on the stage where another girl was dancing. The girl on the stage was a real hottie, I’d forgotten what the one behind me looked like but I knew she was alright - and she was squeezing my dick.

She also caught the dancers attention and beckoned her to dance a little closer so she could show her my stiff cock which was clearly visible through the fabric of my trousers. She danced closer then squatted down so that her pussy was only inches from my face and hidden only by a thin piece of cloth. I stuck my tongue out but she didn’t come any closer. I reached out and touched. I could feel the crack of her sweet pussy through the material. She giggled jumped up and was gone.

I swiveled on my stool to take a glance around the bar but within a moment the dancer was in front of me. She put her hands on the back of my neck and pushed my face into her tits. They weren’t big but they they were firm. I pulled her bikini top aside and liked her nipple, it was small and hard. The girl behind was still squeezing my dick.

I motioned for another round of drinks and when she came back we went into sandwich mode with me as the filling. The first girl took a rest from squeezing my dick so that the second could grind her butt into it.

Well this couldn’t go on forever, I was either going to cum in my pants or in them. They both seemed happy with the idea of a threesome so I paid the bill we all piled into a taxi. We stayed in for the whole of the following day and a large part of the next day. They were a bisexual couple who enjoyed working a a pair and I got quite used to them playing with each other while I went off to make the tea. “Who’s the hottest?”, they’d ask when I came back. And of course I had to dip it in both of them to check!

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What’s more she will lean on you while you are sitting at the bar, even when you favourite team is playing on the TV, even though there are loads of people around.

She will press he breasts and legs against you, she will run her hands along your thigh. If she still doesn’t get enough attention she will squeeze your dick causing you to spill beer on your shirt.

You might as well give up trying to watch the game, just take her back to your hotel and fuck her until you can no longer walk straight. Only then will she be happy.

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I do, especially when they invite me to join in. Click on the pics to see what else Marichris can do with that awesome tongue. Just imagine having that wrapped around your dick shortly before you plunge into Jezza’s sweet little pussy.

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Stride towards your fortune,
Boldly on your way,
Never once forgetting,
There’s one born every day.
Let our motto be broadcast
“Get your blow in first”
She who draws the sword last
Always comes off worst.

St. Trinian’s St. Trinian’s, our battle cry,
St. Trinian’s St. Trinian’s, will never die.

This, gentle reader, was supposed to a family movie!

Our model comes from the Schoolgirl Fever website. Click on the picture if you’d like to see her being taught a lesson, click here to visit the site

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This is Jenyn a gorgeous bargirl from the Philippines. Buy her a drink and she will love you long time.

She has delicious tits and a sweet little pussy that is neatly shaved. In these pictures she spreads it as wide as it can go, but is it wide enough to get your cock in?

Click here or on the pic to find out.

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.This is Som from Thailand.

The name ‘Som’ means orange, like the fruit. Click on the picture you can see Som peel away her outer layers to reveal her fragrant flesh.

If you concentrate hard enough you could imagine putting Som into your mouth, tasting her firm breasts. Let your toungue wander, tenderly, along her tummy. Heh, she’s a little ticklish, oooh but don’t stop. Soon you find the sweetest part. Pull the segments gently apart and drink the juices within.

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Her name is Kyra. I doubt very much that she is a bar girl but she is as horny as hell and I figured you would want to see her. You can see even more of her if you click on the picture.

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