The World of Suzie Wong

An interesting new website has just been launched called Patpong Pussy. A hardcore site featuring Thai bargirls behaving disgracefully. Yummy.

For those that don’t know Patpong is the famous strip of bars that gave Bangkok its reputation. It is actually two private roads that are owned by a Chinese immigrant who bought the land in 1946.

Although there were bars there back in the mid-1960s the area really began to take off in the late seventies and eighties when both roads were packed with bars. Food carts lined the middle of Patpong 1 and there was a Muay Thai boxing bar at one end.

These days the food carts have been replaced by a night market and a lot of the bars on patpong 1 have been replaced by restaurants. The smaller Patpong 2 still retains much of it’s original character though many of the older mama sans say that business ids not as good as it was before.

It is still a great place to visit and I go back often though navigating to the Safari Bar on Patpong 1 after a few beers takes considerable skill.

Never the less I shall be looking for some of these girls next time I am there.

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It was still early but I thought I’d stop off for a beer in Soi Cowboy anyway. There weren’t many girls dancing. There were not many girls even there yet and those that had arrived were still in the changing rooms chatting and fussing with make-up.

None of this bothered me, I had a nice cold beer after a long hot afternoon and of the two girls that were dancing one was really quite delicious. I was already thinking I should come back later.

I was the only customer sitting at the bar and she couldn’t pretend for long that she hadn’t noticed me. Instead she turned towards me and looked me straight in the eye. I returned the look and then let my eyes wander down to her shoulders, her small firm breasts and tiny waist. I studied her hips and then drank in every detail of her long, slender legs.

When I looked back to her face she flicked her long hair, turned away and continued dancing. Ignoring me. She danced for a few more minutes then she left the stage and was gone. Replaced by another dancer.

I watched the new dancer for a while, finished my beer and made up my mind to go back after dinner. I was just about to get up to leave when I felt a firm body press against my back and two slender arms wrap themselves around my waist.

“Bai nai,” they whispered “where you go?”

“Er, nowhere.” I replied “Did you have dinner yet?”

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You can buy Viagra over the counter in Bangkok. I get mine from a little pharmacy in Patpong for 450 baht per tab. He sells them singly and will cut them in half for you as as well. Now you’re thinking, “what does a handsome, virile, studly fellow such as myself need Viagra for?” Well I’m glad you asked.

On Sukhumvit Soi 12 there is a massage parlour called Darling, it’s just a few doors down from a restaurant called Cabbages and Condoms. Yes really, I’m not making this up. At Darling normal service, which includes a hot soapy bath, a pretty good massage by a naked girl and a fuck costs 2,500 baht for 90 minutes.

But in Bangkok normal is just too weird to be considered. Instead a two girl sandwich can be enjoyed at the discounted price of 4,000 baht, and a triple trio can be negotiated at an even more attractive discount.

Time is limited however, and if you are going to make sure all of your fuck-ees get an adequate seeing to that little blue diamond really does help to minimize the downtime and maximise the pleasure ratio.

To find out more about the pleasure ratio click here.

The picture galleries are from iThai Sex.

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Jenilyn is about to take a shower and she would like you to join her. She’ll wash you too.

She’ll start a with your hair. Now this is fun because she is not very tall so you will have to bend forward until your face is almost touching her smooth, soapy little tits. After that she’ll turn you around and wash your back and give you a little scrub with that scrubby thing.

Then she will turn you around again and wash your front. She will pay a great deal of attention to your dick. Not least because she will be impressed with how big and hard it is. She’ll run her soapy fingers around the end and press her boobs against it slowly massaging you.

After a while she will rinse you off until you are squeaky clean and soap free then she will take your cock in her mouth and run her tongue around the end as she did with her fingers before. She will suck you deep into her mouth and then withdraw and suck you in again and again. Eventually you will burst sending hot cum into the back of her throat. She will hold you, drinking in every last drop.

The she will rinse you down again and dry you before leading you softly to the bed.

You can find loads more pictures of Jenilyn at Little Brown Fucking Machines. It’s one of my favourite sites, you can read what I had to say about it by clicking here

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There’s no two ways about it, Miki is a scrubber. She laughs in the face of respectability and is happy to drop her knickers for anyone who fancies a quick fuck.

But a quickie with Miki isn’t always as quick as you think it’s going to be. She enjoys it too much. First she’ll take you in her mouth, her tongue knows exactly how you like it. Maybe you’ll come in her mouth but it’s alright, she’ll just wait until you’re ready again.

But make no mistake, she wants you inside her. As deep as you can get. And when you reach the top she’s going to explode. You will too.

Don’t forget to visit my other blogs and porno collections:
Asian Floozie
Seymour Totti’s Foriegn Policy
Talk Dirty Webcams
Club Totti

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